You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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