theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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