he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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