Do vagina's smell?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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