I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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