I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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