these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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