Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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