I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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