so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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