sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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