is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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