I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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