4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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