So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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