Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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