i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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