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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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