Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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