me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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