The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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