Christians are straight up FREAKS
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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