at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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