Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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