what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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