soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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