FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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