I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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