It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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