I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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