How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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