I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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