she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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