I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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