I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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