I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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