why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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