I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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