i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I wish you could order shots online.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Let's paint friendship bongs
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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