Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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