Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fuck appropriateness.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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