my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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