Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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