Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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