Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I bet he comes in French.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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