normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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