Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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