Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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