p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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