wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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